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26

May

boys in fights:
I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights:
Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.

23

May

Not sure if I’m tan….or just really dirty

10

May

Reblog if you’re not wearing a bra right now.

to-destroy-you:

So what’s your problem, America??
HE’S AGAINST LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA, THAT’S MY ONLY PROBLEM.

to-destroy-you:

So what’s your problem, America??

HE’S AGAINST LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA, THAT’S MY ONLY PROBLEM.

(Source: rjoop)

a job thats fun and pays well obvi

a job thats fun and pays well obvi

(Source: meme4u)

09

May

This is honeslty the saddest thing I’ve ever heard in my life, some people are incredibly mislead.

This is honeslty the saddest thing I’ve ever heard in my life, some people are incredibly mislead.

07

May

04

May

theanimalblog:

The shoebill is a bizarre bird, named because of its big bill. This shot was taken at Mbamba swamp in Uganda.  Photo by Cantay Gok

he looks like he’s about to clock a muthafucka

theanimalblog:

The shoebill is a bizarre bird, named because of its big bill. This shot was taken at Mbamba swamp in Uganda.  Photo by Cantay Gok


he looks like he’s about to clock a muthafucka

03

May

soo precious

soo precious

(Source: cuteawesome1)

30

Apr

apparently I’m a beautiful broken whore haha

apparently I’m a beautiful broken whore haha

(Source: dyla-n)

20

Apr

18

Mar

she is having way too much fun cutting that cake lol

she is having way too much fun cutting that cake lol

(Source: q-u-e-e-n-l-o-h-a-n)

18

Jan

when I first saw this I thought someone actually photoshopped a dogs face in between his crotch

when I first saw this I thought someone actually photoshopped a dogs face in between his crotch

16

Jan

bet you anything that joint didn’t work

bet you anything that joint didn’t work

(Source: aashin)

10

Dec

K I’m gonna go watch SNL now cause Katy Perry’s on and I can stare at her body.

And she’s wearing some kind or ornament dress?

God I love the Holidays.